You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
How does one acquire holy water?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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