The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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