in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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