Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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