youre lurking in front of me
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
