Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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