If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just want to make out with him forever
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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