just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize
