You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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