try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
