This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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