it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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