Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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