everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
There r osticjed everywhere
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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