Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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