Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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