At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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