I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Swine flu is the new snow day.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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