that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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