whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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