He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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