IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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