You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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