Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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