I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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