You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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