Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You were trust falling into bushes
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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