i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
