do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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