I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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