Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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