No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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