I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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