We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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