Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
