I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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