i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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