Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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