You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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