shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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