do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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