Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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