Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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