Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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