no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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