I have demons in me.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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