Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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