Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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