she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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