This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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