do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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