...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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