I want to stick my p in your. b.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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