i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
